By Rodney Joyce on 28/05/2006

I have… Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 26/05/2006

“Rodney… Rodney! Rodney – wake up you plonker!” Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 19/05/2006

In my role as visionary and self-appointed Great Prophet, I am often asked what I deem to be the most important or useful invention known to man (and even woman – such complex beasts – although it’s unlikely that hair-straightners, tampons (never trust an animal that bleeds once a month but doesn’t die my good friend Brett always says) or high-heeled shoes would feature; although I believe that there is a purpose for said paraphernalia, if not only to reinforce the illusion of being first class-citizens (“Give women the vote” I say!)) Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 18/05/2006

I know a couple of an@l peeps, you know, the type that exhibit strange behaviour and act like complete freaks with no explainable excuse – that’s just the way they are… you could point out to them that they are an@l, but this would probably only make the person more so! So you coexist side-by-side in harmony, and hope they never get violent. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 12/05/2006

We going camping this weekend outside London... sorry, but that means it's going to rain... Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 11/05/2006

The other day someone told me that I had lost a lot of weight and was looking quite trim (must have been the light)... Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 10/05/2006

Why Ronny should be top of Rod's Stubborn'OMeter - a brief email exchange between myself and my good friend Ronny! Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 28/04/2006

This is my first foray into the exciting world that is BLOGGING! Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 13/04/2006

When I arrived in England as a young immigrant on the shores of this great country, I realised that time and alcohol had addled my brain, and I was battling to recall some of memories of my yoof (I've noticed my speling is taking a knock now too). Hence I decided to write a book called "Mein Anderken", which tightly translated means "My Memories" in German, the relevance which I cannot explain. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 23/12/2005

I've have had some negative feedback regarding spelling on this website, and I just want to categorically state that ALL mistakes on this website are completely intentional to promote thought and discussion. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 15/08/2005

For those of you who have been in dumbTV HQ in the last 6 months, you will know what I am talking about... I have finally finished my Salvador Dali puzzle (Dream caused by the flight of a bee). Read More »