By Rodney Joyce on 14/07/2006

Thats right folks - all these hours of slaving away behind my pc creating virtual vast virtual worlds and lines of C# code are all in vain cos I am about to win a million dollars (ok - so £££ would be better, but I can afford to not be fussy). Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 14/07/2006

Sorry for the blurb (I am not an affililate ;) Loc8tor is an innovative product using award winning patent pending technology that helps find important possessions and can even stop them from getting lost in the first place. By blending the best of old and new technology Loc8tor provides the first affordable personal homing device of its kind. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 14/06/2006

When you've lived in one of the most popular capitals in the world you become a hotel for travellers from "back home" passing through. At one stage we had peeps staying over every couple of weeks. It's is cool, but it went too far when they started watching me DIY or used my PC to sorf for p0rn when I need to do research etc. So to make it easier to understand I compiled a list of rules to live and die by if you wanna stay at Casa Irwell - I decided to share them here if you are in the same boat (it's hard to say "no" sometimes) Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 08/06/2006

apparently, but there's definitely a free breakfast! Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 06/06/2006

Footy Sweepstakes, Gambling and why losing £10K sucks... Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 05/06/2006

My Top 20 favourite words, for no reason other than that I a) keep a list for my own amusement (bring it on mother f-er) and b) was talking to a friend who mentioned a word that was NOT on my list and I decided to flirt with her by showing her my list (didn't work) Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 28/05/2006

I have… Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 26/05/2006

“Rodney… Rodney! Rodney – wake up you plonker!” Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 19/05/2006

In my role as visionary and self-appointed Great Prophet, I am often asked what I deem to be the most important or useful invention known to man (and even woman – such complex beasts – although it’s unlikely that hair-straightners, tampons (never trust an animal that bleeds once a month but doesn’t die my good friend Brett always says) or high-heeled shoes would feature; although I believe that there is a purpose for said paraphernalia, if not only to reinforce the illusion of being first class-citizens (“Give women the vote” I say!)) Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 18/05/2006

I know a couple of an@l peeps, you know, the type that exhibit strange behaviour and act like complete freaks with no explainable excuse – that’s just the way they are… you could point out to them that they are an@l, but this would probably only make the person more so! So you coexist side-by-side in harmony, and hope they never get violent. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 12/05/2006

We going camping this weekend outside London... sorry, but that means it's going to rain... Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 11/05/2006

The other day someone told me that I had lost a lot of weight and was looking quite trim (must have been the light)... Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 10/05/2006

Why Ronny should be top of Rod's Stubborn'OMeter - a brief email exchange between myself and my good friend Ronny! Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 28/04/2006

This is my first foray into the exciting world that is BLOGGING! Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 13/04/2006

When I arrived in England as a young immigrant on the shores of this great country, I realised that time and alcohol had addled my brain, and I was battling to recall some of memories of my yoof (I've noticed my speling is taking a knock now too). Hence I decided to write a book called "Mein Anderken", which tightly translated means "My Memories" in German, the relevance which I cannot explain. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 23/12/2005

I've have had some negative feedback regarding spelling on this website, and I just want to categorically state that ALL mistakes on this website are completely intentional to promote thought and discussion. Read More »

By Rodney Joyce on 15/08/2005

For those of you who have been in dumbTV HQ in the last 6 months, you will know what I am talking about... I have finally finished my Salvador Dali puzzle (Dream caused by the flight of a bee). Read More »