The other day someone told me that I had
lost a lot of weight and was looking quite trim (must have been the light).
I thought about this – and I realized that
nobody ever tells me I am looking fat! This can only mean that all the time
between the odd nice comment like this one, these damn people are walking
around thinking
“What a fat bastard!”, or “Who ate all
the pies?”
So the next time I see this person and
they don’t compliment me I am going to punch them in the face! Nobody thinks I’m
a fat bastard and gets away with it….